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From Baseketball... (Reemer)
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Reemer: "Dude, I know you're feeling jealous right now. Don't blame me because I have a sweet ass! I can't help it! "
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Reemer: Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals.
Coop: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
Reemer: No, one time I was at this hospital, in france, and I met this great chick.
Coop: Dude, that was a hostel.
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Coop: I'm not gonna do it, dude, end of story!
Reemer: Dude!
Coop: Dude!
Reemer: Dude!
Coop: Dude!
Reemer: Dude!
[Coop looks shocked]
Reemer: Dude.
Coop: I guess you have a point.
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From Cannibal! The Musical... (Humphrey)
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James Humphrey: Hey! You're cutting into his butt!
Frank Miller: Well what sort of meat do you want?
James Humphrey: Well not butt!
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James Humphrey: Fudge, Packer?
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James Humphrey: 'Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge?' 'Oh no, just the Colorado!' THE BIGGEST F**KING RIVER I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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James Humphrey: Wait, you guys. Let me talk to them. I know how to speak Indian.
Shannon Bell: We're gonna die.
James Humphrey: Weep-wah, weep-wah, surro no happo?
Tomomi: Nani itto n jaa, omee?
[What the heck are you saying?]
James Humphrey: He says, "Welcome to the land of blue light."
[Humphrey simultaneously signs "Jesus Christ is dead."]
Tomomi: Omai wa sono uchi, sakana to ishoo ni onemu suru koto ni naru, zo!
[Keep it up and you'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?]
James Humphrey: I am a carpenter, and this is my brother, Tom.
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James Humphrey: Oookay... We, we could take our wheelbarrow, build it into a little boat, and then we ride it across, and then build it back into a wheelbarrow again!
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From Orgazmo...(Dave the Ligthing Guy)
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Dave the Lighting Guy: Everybody say, "Geddy Lee!"
Joe Young: Who's Geddy Lee?
Dave the Lighting Guy: Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come on!
Everybody: Geddy Lee!
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Dave the Lighting Guy: Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?
Joe Young: Oh yeah, the greek mythology.
Dave the Lighting Guy: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
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Dave the Lighting Guy: I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
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Dave the Lighting Guy: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
Joe Young: Thanks.
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Dave the Lightning Guy: [to Joe] I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
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